DontFomo

September 12, 2026

launchpad conveyor on full auto — bots printing volume into stock and brand ticker cosplay, real edge basically only in yoyo

The day

launch peak
09:0014:0019:0000:0005:0009:00
$CATAI $722m0/8 sampled
$4Stock $39m0/8 sampled
$HODL $30m0/8 sampled
$TSLA $27m
$ALL $26m0/8 sampled
$Maple $25m0/8 sampled
$Stable $20m0/8 sampled
$Claude $7.1m0/8 sampled
$MONA $6.5m
$Anthropic $4.4m
$USOIL $4.3m0/8 sampled
$NASA $4.1m
+12 more below

Stock Ticker Cosplay

2 named after real things — Tesla, Google
1
Deepest Of Five

$TSLA

launched 18:09 · peaked 21:00 · ran 2h 51m
hit $27m
named after Tesla
5 tokens named $TSLA
Catalysts 2
  1. 18:09launched, named after Tesla — one of 5 tokens on this ticker today
  2. 21:00peaked $27m, round-tripped to $3.7m

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

pumpswap now $3.7m depth not reported chart ↗
2
Named After Google

$GOOGL

launched 04:24 · peaked 08:00 · ran 3h 35m
hit $2.3m
named after Google
Catalysts 1
  1. 08:00peaked $2.3m

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

pumpswap now $2.3m depth not reported chart ↗

AI Lab Namesakes

2 named after real things — Claude, Anthropic
3
Volume Machine

$Claude

launched 20:28 · peaked 01:00 · ran 4h 32m
hit $7.1m
named after Claude
5 tokens named $Claudenone of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 2
  1. 20:28launched, named after Claude — deepest of 5 tokens sharing the ticker
  2. 01:00peaked $7.1m on $99m volume, top 8 wallets all bots

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • F61R…ceKZ bundler -$13k
    underwater — nothing banked3,615 trades
  • DPaf…MkpS bundler -$19k
    underwater — nothing banked3,570 trades
  • 6mKE…n6iB bundler -$21k
    underwater — nothing banked3,595 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • Fhfw…AT4A bundler -$21k
    underwater — nothing banked3,602 trades
  • H6rN…J5YB bundler -$25k
    underwater — nothing banked3,657 trades
  • 7UMc…1Hp4 bundler -$26k
    underwater — nothing banked3,592 trades
  • EywS…7NYq bundler -$26k
    underwater — nothing banked3,550 trades
  • CTow…jNMk bundler -$28k
    underwater — nothing banked3,584 trades
pumpswap now $7.0m depth not reported chart ↗
4
Named After Anthropic

$Anthropic

launched 05:07 · peaked 09:00 · ran 3h 53m
hit $4.4m
named after Anthropic
3 tokens named $Anthropic
Catalysts 1
  1. 09:00peaked $4.4m on $94m volume, named after Anthropic — deepest of 3 sharing the ticker

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

Grabbing Brand Names

3 named after real things — NASA, Tesla, SpaceX
5
Named After NASA

$NASA

launched 22:00 · peaked 23:00 · ran 1h 0m
hit $4.1m
named after NASA
Catalysts 1
  1. 23:00peaked $4.1m

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

pumpswap now $4.1m depth not reported chart ↗
6
Brand Grab

$Tesla

launched 00:35 · peaked 03:00 · ran 2h 25m
hit $2.3m
named after Tesla
Catalysts 1
  1. 03:00peaked $2.3m, named after Tesla

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

pumpswap now $2.3m depth not reported chart ↗
7
Eight-Way Ticker

$SPCX

launched 09:05 · peaked 09:00
hit $1.4m
named after SpaceX
8 tokens named $SPCX
Catalysts 1
  1. 09:05launched, named after SpaceX — deepest of 8 tokens sharing this ticker today

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

Pumpswap Bot Conveyor

17 off the same launchpad, no shared pairing
8
Spike And Retrace

$CATAI

1d old · peaked 10:00
$48k → $722m
14887.7x
none of 8 sampled over $10k

Where speculative markets meet productive capital.

Catalysts 1
  1. 10:00peaked $722m then collapsed to $3.3m, top wallets all bots

Traders 1 real / 8

  • Av8C…7TQ8 +$0
    unrealised — still holding1 trades

    no thesis posted

  • GLiC…ADng fresh bundler +$0
    $0 banked2 trades
  • 2zvk…w9Bm bundler +$0
    unrealised — still holding2 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • GQhp…bWdJ bundler sniper +$0
    unrealised — still holding1 trades
  • kiwi…HbJJ bundler -$0
    underwater — nothing banked2 trades
  • 8N4Q…kZoc fresh bundler -$0
    underwater — nothing banked1 trades
  • F4Ed…XdEb bundler -$0
    underwater — nothing banked1 trades
  • 3C7d…iuqe bundler -$0
    underwater — nothing banked1 trades
pumpswap now $3.3m depth not reported chart ↗
9
Deepest Of The Pair

$4Stock

launched 15:36 · peaked 22:00 · ran 6h 24m
hit $39m
2 tokens named $4Stocknone of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 1
  1. 22:00peaked $39m, now $13m — 2 tokens shared the ticker, this the deepest

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • FkJt…w1qr bundler +$3k
    $4k banked1,472 trades
  • Cv34…8Kpi bundler +$476
    $476 banked1,438 trades
  • 71ag…7iW7 bundler +$3
    $3 banked1,463 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • 8z62…G6cH bundler -$4k
    underwater — nothing banked1,448 trades
  • 2jFJ…TtNA bundler -$4k
    $843 banked1,468 trades
  • FbTo…9zBR bundler -$5k
    underwater — nothing banked1,481 trades
  • FZBP…G1fz bundler -$5k
    underwater — nothing banked1,466 trades
  • 4LMs…2f4F bundler -$6k
    underwater — nothing banked1,477 trades
pumpswap now $13m depth not reported chart ↗
10

$HODL

launched 17:31 · peaked 18:00 · ran 28m
hit $30m
none of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 1
  1. 18:00peaked $30m, all top wallets bots

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • 8dtY…AnvQ bundler -$735
    $1k banked781 trades
  • 3iKg…9Gs6 bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked644 trades
  • 4Zzf…Uuwn bundler -$3k
    $596 banked703 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • 4dPU…QEn1 bundler -$4k
    $2k banked775 trades
  • 4T8D…gxQy bundler -$4k
    underwater — nothing banked775 trades
  • G5mB…NuaB bundler -$4k
    underwater — nothing banked776 trades
  • 64ca…i2YJ bundler -$5k
    $404 banked776 trades
  • 21QM…rVfT bundler -$5k
    $1k banked787 trades
pumpswap now $30m depth not reported chart ↗
11

$ALL

launched 13:28 · peaked 20:00 · ran 6h 31m
hit $26m
none of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 1
  1. 20:00peaked $26m, 5869 buyers vs 38 sellers, top 8 wallets all bots at zero P&L

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • A6Nc…Y5F1 fresh bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked910 trades
  • 7ChG…XL2y fresh bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked900 trades
  • AamD…1Cxg fresh bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked874 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • EuBT…CL9S fresh bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked902 trades
  • 4uRy…67fP fresh bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked866 trades
  • Drrs…RoB9 fresh bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked878 trades
  • CsFh…LJp4 fresh bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked888 trades
  • BzBN…osrg fresh bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked866 trades
pumpswap now $26m depth not reported chart ↗
12

$Maple

launched 10:17 · peaked 16:00 · ran 5h 42m
hit $25m
none of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 1
  1. 16:00peaked $25m, top 8 wallets all bots

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • Aa2e…AmXW bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked740 trades
  • Bpqj…RHcn bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked750 trades
  • 31ef…gbvo bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked769 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • ARrG…LzwX bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked791 trades
  • GqBN…4AfX bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked758 trades
  • Hx79…zzaW bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked772 trades
  • 6vXB…vPgZ bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked802 trades
  • E2C4…46o9 bundler sniper -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked793 trades
pumpswap now $25m depth not reported chart ↗
13
Bills Itself A Stablecoin

$Stable

launched 00:25 · peaked 01:00 · ran 34m
hit $20m
none of 8 sampled over $10k

This is a Stable Coin!

Catalysts 1
  1. 01:00peaked $20m, bills itself "a Stable Coin"

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • 3iKg…9Gs6 bundler -$347
    underwater — nothing banked1,309 trades
  • 21QM…rVfT bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked1,321 trades
  • G5mB…NuaB bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked1,324 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • 5VaM…PRNi bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked1,325 trades
  • 64ca…i2YJ bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked1,335 trades
  • 4Zzf…Uuwn bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked1,329 trades
  • 4T8D…gxQy bundler -$8k
    underwater — nothing banked1,342 trades
  • 8dtY…AnvQ bundler -$9k
    $293 banked1,332 trades
pumpswap now $20m depth not reported chart ↗
14

$MONA

launched 16:47 · peaked 18:00 · ran 1h 13m
hit $6.5m

The First Ever Memecoin $MONA that came after #DOGE in 2014.

Catalysts 1
  1. 18:00peaked $6.5m, bills itself the first memecoin after doge

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

pumpswap now $6.5m depth not reported chart ↗
15
High Turnover

$USOIL

launched 16:16 · peaked 20:00 · ran 3h 44m
hit $4.3m
none of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 1
  1. 20:00peaked $4.3m on $63m volume

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • 8GSd…XGpg bundler -$8k
    underwater — nothing banked3,278 trades
  • 67N2…neuH bundler -$8k
    underwater — nothing banked3,309 trades
  • AU9x…EdtE bundler -$9k
    underwater — nothing banked3,277 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • 8JwW…SNtr bundler -$9k
    underwater — nothing banked3,318 trades
  • HkqE…ZMF8 bundler -$10k
    underwater — nothing banked3,313 trades
  • 5mwG…TkNk bundler -$10k
    underwater — nothing banked3,317 trades
  • Cziz…hfZr bundler -$10k
    underwater — nothing banked3,336 trades
  • H5Qm…PCns bundler -$10k
    underwater — nothing banked3,315 trades
pumpswap now $4.2m depth not reported chart ↗
16
Runner Of The Day

$YOYO

189d old · peaked 09:00
$18k → $4.0m
216.6x
3 of 8 sampled over $10k

Deployed using https://j7tracker.io

Catalysts 2
  1. 09:00peaked $4.0m (216x off a March launch), now $3.2m
  2. 09:003 of 8 sampled wallets cleared the bar with zero bots; top realised $22k over 20 trades

Traders 8 real / 8

  • 4WnL…pnxz +$36k
    $22k banked20 trades

    no thesis posted

  • 8rty…e2v5 +$28k
    unrealised — still holding12 trades

    no thesis posted

  • Eqji…Ac39 +$12k
    $8k banked51 trades

    no thesis posted

5 more sampled wallets
  • FgbQ…SwPv +$7k
    $6k banked114 trades

    no thesis posted

  • 8WNX…4cVw +$6k
    $4k banked81 trades

    no thesis posted

  • 922M…tZpk +$5k
    $5k banked786 trades

    no thesis posted

  • HvLi…uU6n +$4k
    $4k banked30 trades

    no thesis posted

  • 13VK…PVys +$2k
    $2k banked24 trades

    no thesis posted

17
Bot Carried It

$TWINE

launched 19:36 · peaked 20:00 · ran 23m
hit $3.7m
2 tokens named $TWINE1 of 8 sampled over $10k

One coin, two chains.

Catalysts 2
  1. 19:36launched, bills itself "one coin, two chains" — deepest of 2 on the ticker
  2. 20:00peaked $3.7m; one bot cleared $261k realised over 2649 trades, 7 of 8 top wallets automated

Traders 1 real / 8

  • 63bs…o9KW +$23k
    $3k banked13 trades

    no thesis posted

  • 9iMz…kBUR fresh bundler sniper +$381k
    $261k banked2,649 trades
  • 922M…tZpk bundler +$4k
    $4k banked839 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • 777g…jcot dev smart_trader +$4k
    $4k banked14 trades
  • Mriy…Qu7X bundler +$3k
    $3k banked468 trades
  • Hovr…cDTY fresh bundler +$1k
    $1k banked220 trades
  • 8Lng…uPRD dev bundler +$988
    $988 banked899 trades
  • kEFi…8XDf bundler +$517
    $517 banked284 trades
18

$Disney

launched 19:07 · peaked 23:00 · ran 3h 52m
hit $3.1m
2 tokens named $Disney

So much to watch, so little reason to leave the couch.

Catalysts 1
  1. 23:00peaked $3.1m on $59m volume

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

pumpswap now $3.1m depth not reported chart ↗
19
Samsung Copy

$SM

launched 00:38 · peaked 03:00 · ran 2h 21m
hit $2.6m

Official X of Samsung Galaxy.

Catalysts 1
  1. 03:00peaked $2.6m, claims to be Samsung Galaxy's official X

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

pumpswap now $2.6m depth not reported chart ↗
20
OpenAI Cosplay

$GPT6

launched 19:14 · peaked 21:00 · ran 1h 46m
hit $2.5m

OpenAI’s mission is to ensure that artificial general intelligence benefits all of humanity.

Catalysts 1
  1. 21:00peaked $2.5m

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

pumpswap now $2.4m depth not reported chart ↗
21

$Broadcom

launched 03:34 · peaked 06:00 · ran 2h 26m
hit $2.3m
Catalysts 1
  1. 06:00peaked $2.3m

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

pumpswap now $2.3m depth not reported chart ↗
22

$BREW

launched 19:03 · peaked 21:00 · ran 1h 57m
hit $2.1m
none of 8 sampled over $10k

Created on https://brewfamily.dev

Catalysts 1
  1. 21:00peaked $2.1m on $32m volume

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • CV6Q…FtED bundler -$321
    underwater — nothing banked910 trades
  • AUzW…n5eH bundler -$322
    $135 banked912 trades
  • JzSp…kVdT bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked916 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • 9mF8…q6tu bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked902 trades
  • 8GaQ…yY6m bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked904 trades
  • 4Uio…7P5i bundler -$6k
    underwater — nothing banked934 trades
  • 5oQN…SYxG bundler -$8k
    $7 banked938 trades
  • EFTe…sg4R bundler -$8k
    underwater — nothing banked904 trades
pumpswap now $2.0m depth not reported chart ↗
23

$SHIB

launched 10:18 · peaked 15:00 · ran 4h 42m
hit $1.5m
none of 8 sampled over $10k

An experiment in spontaneous community development on Solana.

Catalysts 1
  1. 15:00peaked $1.5m

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • 5KDZ…FFNk bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked2,615 trades
  • EU5V…59hN bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked2,606 trades
  • JDJk…KAMD bundler -$4k
    underwater — nothing banked2,661 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • HBZp…sS1G bundler -$5k
    underwater — nothing banked2,729 trades
  • ALV2…Y2FB bundler -$5k
    underwater — nothing banked2,738 trades
  • 5mnS…x891 bundler -$6k
    underwater — nothing banked2,595 trades
  • 8pe9…LMMP bundler -$6k
    underwater — nothing banked2,735 trades
  • 9mA4…MUqb bundler -$7k
    underwater — nothing banked2,613 trades
pumpswap now $1.4m depth not reported chart ↗
24
Bull Run Pitch

$牛梦

launched 03:38 · peaked 08:00 · ran 4h 21m
hit $1.3m

牛梦——牛市从来不只是一场梦。牛来了。你醒了吗？ Niu Meng — 'The bull run was never just a dream.' The bull is here.

Catalysts 1
  1. 08:00peaked $1.3m, pitches the bull run as no longer a dream

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

pumpswap now $1.3m depth not reported chart ↗