DontFomo

September 11, 2026

launchpad conveyor running hot — thousands of buyers, a handful of sellers, and the top wallets were almost all bots

The day

launch peak
07:0012:0017:0022:0003:0007:00
$EMBER $49m0/8 sampled
$曙宝 $26m0/8 sampled
$FLYBRAIN $26m0/8 sampled
$CATAI $24m0/8 sampled
$AAPL $20m0/8 sampled
$PAYAI $8.6m0/8 sampled
$Anthropic $7.6m
$armani $6.5m0/8 sampled
$MONA $6.4m
$GOOGL $6.0m
$TSLA $5.6m
$ALL $5.6m0/8 sampled
+12 more below

Ember Rides Meteora Fees

1 coin trading against $MET · 19% of their volume
1
Meteora Ecosystem Bid

$EMBER

2d old · peaked 11:00
$6.2m → $49m
7.9x
paired with $MET
8 tokens named $EMBERnone of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 3
  1. 11:00peaked $49m (7.9x) — paired with $MET, ~19% of its volume against it
  2. 11:00thesis was the meteora fee flywheel: 3 days, ~$592k fees, ~$530k already routed back to holders/burns per the on-chain ledger
  3. 11:00deepest of 8 tokens sharing the ticker; top sampled wallets all bots, one up $126k

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • 5Yyz…E7Xr fresh insider bundler +$126k
    $640 banked49 trades
  • 61ZZ…GZCJ smart_trader insider bundler +$38k
    $38k banked184 trades
  • Mriy…Qu7X bundler +$11k
    $11k banked2,074 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • Dtvm…MVKx bundler +$9k
    $9k banked680 trades
  • 7dGr…uuUu bundler +$7k
    $7k banked2,221 trades
  • EpTE…71cq dev insider bundler +$6k
    $8k banked343 trades
  • Cqu5…QSsR smart_trader insider bundler -$24k
    underwater — nothing banked87 trades
  • Bcjn…zUGZ dev insider bundler -$71k
    underwater — nothing banked77 trades

Stocks On Chain

5 named after real things — Apple, Google, Tesla +2 more
2
Named After Apple

$AAPL

launched 00:59 · peaked 04:00 · ran 3h 0m
hit $20m
named after Apple
4 tokens named $AAPLnone of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 1
  1. 00:59hit $20m on $41m volume, deepest of 4 tokens using the ticker; every sampled top wallet a bot at flat P&L

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • B7TT…J57W bundler -$9k
    underwater — nothing banked7,884 trades
  • ERXc…LY1j bundler -$11k
    underwater — nothing banked7,814 trades
  • 6TEQ…AP8h bundler -$11k
    underwater — nothing banked7,937 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • 5DAs…zDNv bundler -$12k
    underwater — nothing banked7,574 trades
  • Ezmu…yMfa bundler -$12k
    underwater — nothing banked7,782 trades
  • CXzF…xr3L bundler -$12k
    underwater — nothing banked7,828 trades
  • Gzej…sznT bundler -$13k
    underwater — nothing banked7,444 trades
  • CyxE…SazK bundler -$13k
    underwater — nothing banked7,545 trades
pumpswap now $19m depth not reported chart ↗
3
Named After Google

$GOOGL

launched 09:09 · peaked 11:00 · ran 1h 51m
hit $6.0m
named after Google
2 tokens named $GOOGL
Catalysts

No catalysts logged yet. Add them in notes/<date>.json — e.g. "12:30 — @someone bought and posted a thesis".

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

pumpswap now $5.9m depth not reported chart ↗
4
Named After Tesla

$TSLA

launched 05:47 · peaked 07:00 · ran 1h 12m
hit $5.6m
named after Tesla
6 tokens named $TSLA
Catalysts

No catalysts logged yet. Add them in notes/<date>.json — e.g. "12:30 — @someone bought and posted a thesis".

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

5
Named After Amazon

$AMZN

launched 11:45 · peaked 13:00 · ran 1h 15m
hit $3.1m
named after Amazon
2 tokens named $AMZN
Catalysts

No catalysts logged yet. Add them in notes/<date>.json — e.g. "12:30 — @someone bought and posted a thesis".

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

pumpswap now $3.0m depth not reported chart ↗
6
Named After Netflix

$NFLX

launched 19:26 · peaked 22:00 · ran 2h 33m
hit $2.8m
named after Netflix
Catalysts

No catalysts logged yet. Add them in notes/<date>.json — e.g. "12:30 — @someone bought and posted a thesis".

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

AI Labs Basket

4 named after real things — Anthropic, Nvidia, DeepSeek +1 more
7
Named After Anthropic

$Anthropic

launched 02:10 · peaked 04:00 · ran 1h 49m
hit $7.6m
named after Anthropic
2 tokens named $Anthropic
Catalysts

No catalysts logged yet. Add them in notes/<date>.json — e.g. "12:30 — @someone bought and posted a thesis".

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

pumpswap now $7.6m depth not reported chart ↗
8
Named After Nvidia

$NVIDIA

launched 14:24 · peaked 16:00 · ran 1h 35m
hit $4.3m
named after Nvidia
Catalysts

No catalysts logged yet. Add them in notes/<date>.json — e.g. "12:30 — @someone bought and posted a thesis".

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

pumpswap now $4.3m depth not reported chart ↗
9
Named After DeepSeek

$DeepSeekAI

launched 12:57 · peaked 14:00 · ran 1h 2m
hit $3.4m
named after DeepSeek
Catalysts

No catalysts logged yet. Add them in notes/<date>.json — e.g. "12:30 — @someone bought and posted a thesis".

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

pumpswap now $3.4m depth not reported chart ↗
10
Named After OpenAI

$OPENAI

launched 22:32 · peaked 01:00 · ran 2h 28m
hit $2.9m
named after OpenAI
4 tokens named $OPENAI
Catalysts

No catalysts logged yet. Add them in notes/<date>.json — e.g. "12:30 — @someone bought and posted a thesis".

Traders

Trader P&L not yet wired up — needs a Birdeye API key. Theses arrive with fomo access.

pumpswap now $2.9m depth not reported chart ↗

Pumpswap Conveyor

14 off the same launchpad, no shared pairing

nearly every one flagged bot-driven-selling — buyers in the thousands, sellers in the dozens

11
Bot-Fueled Launch

$曙宝

launched 18:34 · peaked 01:00 · ran 6h 26m
hit $26m
none of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 1
  1. 18:34launched, ran to $26m on 6030 buyers vs 26 sellers — all 8 sampled top wallets were bots at $0

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • GK8Z…qWpH fresh bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked1,096 trades
  • CCcB…157g fresh bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked1,086 trades
  • 4Tjm…6kLG fresh bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked1,092 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • HMnV…eqQA fresh bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked1,124 trades
  • 51XR…68tY fresh bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked1,052 trades
  • HLUo…zwmk fresh bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked1,182 trades
  • AypF…FFN9 fresh bundler -$5k
    underwater — nothing banked1,190 trades
  • AGo1…WLt3 fresh bundler sniper -$5k
    underwater — nothing banked1,254 trades
pumpswap now $26m depth not reported chart ↗
12
Deepest Of Two

$FLYBRAIN

launched 11:35 · peaked 18:00 · ran 6h 24m
hit $26m
2 tokens named $FLYBRAINnone of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 1
  1. 11:35hit $26m, deepest of 2 tokens sharing the ticker; 6051 buyers vs 46 sellers, top wallets all bots

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • BzBN…osrg fresh bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked768 trades
  • 98iM…WGFN fresh bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked744 trades
  • 7ChG…XL2y fresh bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked760 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • Drrs…RoB9 fresh bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked774 trades
  • FEU7…79cN fresh bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked760 trades
  • 9zdb…UpuX fresh bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked742 trades
  • 2ttS…WpEe fresh bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked814 trades
  • 6o9F…QnHv fresh bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked778 trades
pumpswap now $26m depth not reported chart ↗
13
Bot-Fueled Launch

$CATAI

launched 20:55 · peaked 21:00 · ran 4m
hit $24m
none of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 1
  1. 20:55hit $24m on 1720 buyers vs 45 sellers, every sampled top wallet a bot

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • 5s9A…Zo3F dev chef bundler sniper -$0
    $0 banked2 trades
  • 4T8D…gxQy bundler -$708
    underwater — nothing banked920 trades
  • G5mB…NuaB bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked910 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • 8dtY…AnvQ bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked912 trades
  • 4dPU…QEn1 bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked901 trades
  • 3iKg…9Gs6 bundler -$5k
    underwater — nothing banked894 trades
  • 21QM…rVfT bundler -$5k
    underwater — nothing banked921 trades
  • 5VaM…PRNi bundler -$6k
    $239 banked895 trades
pumpswap now $24m depth not reported chart ↗
14
Round-Tripped

$ALL

launched 19:38 · peaked 21:00 · ran 1h 22m
hit $5.6m
2 tokens named $ALLnone of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 1
  1. 21:00peaked $5.6m, now $2.5m — 12657 buyers vs 10854 sellers, near-even churn

Traders 1 real / 8

  • HpKn…wMz2 +$1k
    $1k banked35 trades

    no thesis posted

  • Mriy…Qu7X bundler +$13k
    $13k banked634 trades
  • kEFi…8XDf bundler +$2k
    $2k banked250 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • Gxsz…mNAN bundler sniper +$2k
    $2k banked14 trades
  • Mb3C…MXAp bundler +$1k
    $1k banked20 trades
  • Sk8P…d4bm bundler +$1k
    $1k banked14 trades
  • GkaN…jmLi bundler sniper +$1k
    $1k banked2 trades
  • GkXf…eiGf bundler sniper +$858
    $858 banked2 trades
15
Named After Nike

$NIKE

launched 07:16 · peaked 07:00
hit $3.7m
named after Nike
6 tokens named $NIKEnone of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts

No catalysts logged yet. Add them in notes/<date>.json — e.g. "12:30 — @someone bought and posted a thesis".

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • BYsD…oBb9 bundler +$4k
    $724 banked888 trades
  • Bw8q…sFDF bundler +$4k
    $570 banked893 trades
  • 26Rc…ZhUX bundler +$4k
    $761 banked889 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • BvYf…Q1f8 bundler +$3k
    $369 banked882 trades
  • BoqG…mEUU bundler +$3k
    $468 banked895 trades
  • CBxT…RJve bundler +$3k
    $365 banked890 trades
  • 3im7…i1oF bundler +$3k
    $272 banked892 trades
  • 2jBe…ERra bundler +$3k
    $253 banked889 trades
16
Bots Cashed Out

$Stunk

launched 18:12 · peaked 02:00 · ran 7h 47m
hit $3.2m
none of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 1
  1. 18:12hit $3.2m, now $2.3m; top sampled bot wallet realised $115k, another $73k

Traders 1 real / 8

  • 21Aj…PWAo +$5k
    $3k banked14 trades

    no thesis posted

  • DprJ…amGF fresh bundler sniper +$115k
    $115k banked212 trades
  • 23Mh…X378 fresh smart_trader bundler sniper +$73k
    $73k banked128 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • CFPu…icZ6 fresh smart_trader bundler sniper +$38k
    $38k banked73 trades
  • FPzt…ZhW9 fresh smart_trader bundler sniper +$33k
    $33k banked65 trades
  • 9AbD…ee6T fresh smart_trader bundler sniper +$31k
    $31k banked78 trades
  • 3Vhx…8qP7 fresh bundler +$7k
    $5k banked14 trades
  • 8km1…nqW1 fresh bundler +$6k
    $6k banked12 trades
$PAYAI hit $8.6m
$armani hit $6.5m 2 same ticker
$MONA hit $6.4m 2 same ticker
$GRND hit $4.1m 2 same ticker
$ALLINU hit $3.6m
$FLYFOX hit $2.7m
$DKNG hit $2.2m 2 same ticker
$Rockstar hit $1.5m