DontFomo

September 10, 2026

stonk ran the show, everything else was bot-on-bot ticker cosplay — real names, fake volume

The day

launch peak
16:0021:0001:0006:0011:0016:00
$STONK $453m3/8 sampled
$TSLA $293m0/8 sampled
$KNOTS $52m0/8 sampled
$EMBER $49m0/8 sampled
$FLYBRAIN $20m0/8 sampled
$DeepSeek $8.8m0/8 sampled
$PAYAI $8.6m0/8 sampled
$IOPN $6.2m0/8 sampled
$GOOGL $6.0m0/8 sampled
$CNPY $5.7m0/8 sampled
$SPCX $5.3m0/8 sampled
$AAPL $4.0m0/8 sampled
+12 more below

Riding Stonk's Coattails

1 coin trading against $STONK · 60% of their volume
1
Stonk Satellite

$KNOTS

5d old · peaked 10:00
$21m → $52m
2.4x
paired with $STONK
none of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 1
  1. 10:00peaked at $52m; $STONK pool was 60% of its volume, bigger than SOL and stables combined

Traders 1 real / 8

  • 6s5k…Rv9R +$0
    unrealised — still holding22 trades

    no thesis posted

  • BgWv…inYJ fresh bundler +$47k
    unrealised — still holding6 trades
  • 9CNy…vND2 bundler +$40k
    $16k banked17 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • AVtR…Vhq4 fresh smart_trader bundler +$5k
    $5k banked17 trades
  • Dw3L…PNb1 smart_trader bundler +$0
    unrealised — still holding4 trades
  • 6eKt…Dffd bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked59 trades
  • CmmD…K3Hs smart_trader bundler -$8k
    underwater — nothing banked94 trades
  • 3vAq…PHFc bundler -$9k
    underwater — nothing banked18 trades

Ember Off The Met Pool

1 coin trading against $MET · 23% of their volume
2
Met Pool Runner

$EMBER

2d old · peaked 11:00
$2.1m → $49m
23.6x
paired with $MET
6 tokens named $EMBERnone of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 2
  1. 11:00peaked at $49m, 23.6x off the $MET pairing — $16m, 23% of its volume
  2. 11:00every sampled top wallet was a bot; largest showed $432k on paper, only $640 realised

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • 5Yyz…E7Xr fresh insider bundler +$432k
    $640 banked49 trades
  • 4CPQ…3Hu1 smart_trader bundler +$251k
    $251k banked59 trades
  • 5RzJ…sSp7 fresh smart_trader insider bundler +$127k
    $65k banked68 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • Mriy…Qu7X bundler +$10k
    $10k banked1,820 trades
  • 4TSa…V9Sp insider bundler +$5k
    $5k banked310 trades
  • 7dGr…uuUu bundler +$5k
    $5k banked1,974 trades
  • Dtvm…MVKx bundler +$2k
    $2k banked520 trades
  • gtag…WNdd bundler +$2k
    $2k banked1,924 trades

Ticker Cosplay: Blue Chips

4 named after real things — Tesla, Google, Apple +1 more
3
Tesla Cosplay

$TSLA

launched 21:22 · peaked 02:00 · ran 4h 38m
hit $293m
named after Tesla
2 tokens named $TSLAnone of 8 sampled over $10kbot buys
Catalysts 1
  1. 02:00peaked at $293m then round-tripped to $81m; all 8 sampled wallets were bots turning ~14k trades each

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • AzJB…CHrL bundler -$11k
    underwater — nothing banked14,218 trades
  • Agwr…EaeY bundler -$11k
    underwater — nothing banked14,043 trades
  • 8mZY…rH4L bundler -$11k
    underwater — nothing banked14,223 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • 7xAE…Au8L bundler -$11k
    underwater — nothing banked14,157 trades
  • 5Srk…dshi bundler -$12k
    underwater — nothing banked14,265 trades
  • 2QW9…Ych5 bundler -$12k
    underwater — nothing banked14,288 trades
  • 9QCY…5jGn bundler -$12k
    underwater — nothing banked14,299 trades
  • 34Xi…Cvbp bundler -$12k
    underwater — nothing banked14,455 trades
pumpswap now $81m depth not reported chart ↗
4

$GOOGL

launched 09:09 · peaked 11:00 · ran 1h 51m
hit $6.0m
named after Google
none of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts

No catalysts logged yet. Add them in notes/<date>.json — e.g. "12:30 — @someone bought and posted a thesis".

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • CyxE…SazK bundler -$7k
    underwater — nothing banked10,840 trades
  • 8fs3…RF8D bundler -$7k
    underwater — nothing banked11,081 trades
  • Ezmu…yMfa bundler -$7k
    underwater — nothing banked10,990 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • ERXc…LY1j bundler -$7k
    underwater — nothing banked10,801 trades
  • CXzF…xr3L bundler -$7k
    underwater — nothing banked10,707 trades
  • B7TT…J57W bundler -$7k
    underwater — nothing banked10,776 trades
  • Gzej…sznT bundler -$7k
    underwater — nothing banked10,981 trades
  • 6aa5…XtgH bundler -$7k
    underwater — nothing banked10,921 trades
pumpswap now $5.9m depth not reported chart ↗
5

$AAPL

launched 18:16 · peaked 21:00 · ran 2h 43m
hit $4.0m
named after Apple
5 tokens named $AAPLnone of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts

No catalysts logged yet. Add them in notes/<date>.json — e.g. "12:30 — @someone bought and posted a thesis".

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • 43kB…UZEZ bundler -$7k
    underwater — nothing banked2,095 trades
  • DnK6…wf1s bundler -$7k
    underwater — nothing banked2,088 trades
  • A1FF…BctS bundler -$7k
    underwater — nothing banked2,066 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • 9EJe…uSva bundler -$7k
    underwater — nothing banked2,100 trades
  • EX1D…39xg bundler -$8k
    underwater — nothing banked2,082 trades
  • Cukv…DpN9 bundler -$8k
    underwater — nothing banked2,089 trades
  • 6zKc…SPF5 bundler -$8k
    underwater — nothing banked2,078 trades
  • FTJf…aKgQ bundler -$8k
    underwater — nothing banked2,079 trades
pumpswap now $4.0m depth not reported chart ↗
6

$AMZN

launched 11:45 · peaked 13:00 · ran 1h 15m
hit $3.1m
named after Amazon
3 tokens named $AMZNnone of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts

No catalysts logged yet. Add them in notes/<date>.json — e.g. "12:30 — @someone bought and posted a thesis".

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • GzCg…Fvax bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked1,330 trades
  • 5NGa…bPB2 bundler -$5k
    underwater — nothing banked1,316 trades
  • 4MFT…QeKm bundler -$5k
    underwater — nothing banked1,312 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • 61LK…j6Hu bundler -$5k
    underwater — nothing banked1,308 trades
  • BUh8…PuiR bundler -$5k
    underwater — nothing banked1,328 trades
  • 8Xza…fZ3p bundler -$5k
    underwater — nothing banked1,314 trades
  • DQC4…BsAw bundler -$6k
    underwater — nothing banked1,308 trades
  • Eeyf…9X8H bundler -$6k
    underwater — nothing banked1,303 trades
pumpswap now $3.0m depth not reported chart ↗

AI Names On A Conveyor

3 named after real things — DeepSeek, Nvidia
7
296x Off A Name

$DeepSeek

1d old · peaked 20:00
$30k → $8.8m
296.5x
named after DeepSeek
none of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 1
  1. 20:00peaked at $8.8m, 296x on the DeepSeek name; $54m volume against no reported liquidity, bot-driven selling

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • 9YuD…2H7w bundler -$6k
    underwater — nothing banked2,462 trades
  • 61LK…j6Hu bundler -$7k
    underwater — nothing banked2,470 trades
  • Aoxe…jcUw bundler -$7k
    underwater — nothing banked2,458 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • FwZn…XiE3 bundler -$8k
    underwater — nothing banked2,460 trades
  • Eeyf…9X8H bundler -$8k
    underwater — nothing banked2,462 trades
  • 73KY…7RYB bundler -$9k
    underwater — nothing banked2,460 trades
  • BUh8…PuiR bundler -$9k
    underwater — nothing banked2,466 trades
  • 8mp4…bE8h bundler -$9k
    underwater — nothing banked2,458 trades
pumpswap now $8.8m depth not reported chart ↗
8

$NVIDIA

launched 14:24 · peaked 16:00 · ran 1h 35m
hit $4.0m
named after Nvidia
2 tokens named $NVIDIAnone of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts

No catalysts logged yet. Add them in notes/<date>.json — e.g. "12:30 — @someone bought and posted a thesis".

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • 3yvw…iiT5 bundler +$605
    unrealised — still holding1,716 trades
  • 4CjC…yBw5 bundler +$485
    unrealised — still holding1,727 trades
  • GTjN…7dqK bundler +$483
    unrealised — still holding1,716 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • 6MXb…URLG bundler sniper +$114
    unrealised — still holding1,713 trades
  • 2u4G…23CP bundler -$145
    underwater — nothing banked1,735 trades
  • HvNa…AodE bundler -$359
    underwater — nothing banked1,729 trades
  • 3Cyc…vnvk bundler -$560
    underwater — nothing banked1,721 trades
  • DYsA…cPzx bundler -$726
    underwater — nothing banked1,728 trades
9

$DeepSeekAI

launched 12:57 · peaked 14:00 · ran 1h 2m
hit $3.4m
named after DeepSeek
none of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts

No catalysts logged yet. Add them in notes/<date>.json — e.g. "12:30 — @someone bought and posted a thesis".

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • HenP…hTut bundler -$4k
    underwater — nothing banked1,553 trades
  • 6hQg…NRvk bundler -$5k
    underwater — nothing banked1,551 trades
  • 4xtt…yEsX bundler -$5k
    underwater — nothing banked1,549 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • 26ko…keKz bundler -$6k
    underwater — nothing banked1,548 trades
  • 3oms…2ENd bundler -$6k
    underwater — nothing banked1,565 trades
  • DodF…GXKs bundler -$6k
    underwater — nothing banked1,585 trades
  • F1HR…K9MV bundler -$7k
    underwater — nothing banked1,553 trades
  • BE2m…3xGn bundler -$7k
    underwater — nothing banked1,559 trades
pumpswap now $3.4m depth not reported chart ↗

Borrowed Brand Names

2 named after real things — SpaceX, Nike
10

$SPCX

launched 20:27 · peaked 00:00 · ran 3h 33m
hit $5.3m
named after SpaceX
5 tokens named $SPCXnone of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts

No catalysts logged yet. Add them in notes/<date>.json — e.g. "12:30 — @someone bought and posted a thesis".

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • FwZn…XiE3 bundler -$9k
    underwater — nothing banked2,814 trades
  • GzCg…Fvax bundler -$10k
    underwater — nothing banked2,818 trades
  • 8Xza…fZ3p bundler -$10k
    underwater — nothing banked2,797 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • DQC4…BsAw bundler -$10k
    underwater — nothing banked2,806 trades
  • FQew…YCi9 bundler -$10k
    underwater — nothing banked2,825 trades
  • 4MFT…QeKm bundler -$10k
    underwater — nothing banked2,827 trades
  • 9YuD…2H7w bundler -$11k
    underwater — nothing banked2,831 trades
  • 5NGa…bPB2 bundler -$11k
    underwater — nothing banked2,827 trades
11

$NIKE

launched 15:40 · peaked 16:00 · ran 19m
hit $1.5m
named after Nike
7 tokens named $NIKEnone of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts

No catalysts logged yet. Add them in notes/<date>.json — e.g. "12:30 — @someone bought and posted a thesis".

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • 5SRB…bChi bundler +$167
    unrealised — still holding445 trades
  • 8mp4…bE8h bundler +$106
    unrealised — still holding450 trades
  • Aoxe…jcUw bundler +$100
    unrealised — still holding445 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • 4MFT…QeKm bundler +$56
    unrealised — still holding451 trades
  • BUh8…PuiR bundler +$52
    unrealised — still holding449 trades
  • GzCg…Fvax bundler -$178
    underwater — nothing banked455 trades
  • HXUg…UN5k bundler -$216
    underwater — nothing banked462 trades
  • GPB3…q574 bundler -$248
    underwater — nothing banked453 trades

Pumpswap Launch Conveyor

12 off the same launchpad, no shared pairing
12
Bot Churn Runner

$CNPY

1d old · peaked 17:00
$47k → $5.7m
120.4x
none of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 1
  1. 17:00peaked at $5.7m, 120x on $15m volume — all 8 sampled wallets bots, none in profit

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • CzLt…2jzC bundler -$674
    underwater — nothing banked950 trades
  • 8cgq…4BBv bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked1,099 trades
  • 6aa5…XtgH bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked1,537 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • 5DAs…zDNv bundler -$2k
    underwater — nothing banked1,747 trades
  • CXzF…xr3L bundler -$4k
    underwater — nothing banked2,127 trades
  • DzAL…MVpT bundler -$4k
    underwater — nothing banked2,109 trades
  • 5En9…zFGH bundler -$6k
    underwater — nothing banked2,102 trades
  • CyxE…SazK bundler -$6k
    underwater — nothing banked1,323 trades
pumpswap now $5.7m depth not reported chart ↗
13

$Nasduck

5d old · peaked 14:00
$564k → $2.1m
3.8x
none of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 1
  1. 14:00peaked at $2.1m (3.8x); top bot wallet up $14k unrealised, thin $2.2m volume

Traders 1 real / 8

  • 4hpF…5i1C +$0
    unrealised — still holding2 trades

    no thesis posted

  • Em8J…ECPF bundler +$14k
    unrealised — still holding304 trades
  • 13VK…PVys bundler +$3k
    $3k banked6 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • H2Jy…LxbR smart_trader bundler +$3k
    $3k banked91 trades
  • HYFS…eFHh smart_trader bundler +$2k
    $2k banked71 trades
  • 7gb6…6tiE bundler +$1k
    $710 banked19 trades
  • Mriy…Qu7X bundler +$1k
    $1k banked198 trades
  • 922M…tZpk bundler +$702
    $580 banked391 trades
$FLYBRAIN hit $20m
$PAYAI hit $8.6m
$IOPN hit $6.2m
$1 hit $2.4m
$MCAT hit $2.3m
$+ hit $2.2m
$MARIO hit $1.8m 2 same ticker
$BREW hit $1.6m 3 same ticker
$RocketFrog hit $1.4m
$CHILLGUY hit $1.2m

Stonk Still Driving

already trading before today, no shared pairing
14
Runner Of The Day

$STONK

30d old · peaked 05:00
$156m → $453m
2.9x
2 tokens named $STONK3 of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 1
  1. 05:00top realised wallet banked $186k in 83 trades; 3 of 8 sampled cleared the bar, none were bots

Traders 8 real / 8

  • 7GP6…oHau +$186k
    $186k banked83 trades

    no thesis posted

  • 5KXD…K6tD +$118k
    $8k banked1,090 trades

    no thesis posted

  • HNhj…fBzm +$100k
    $89k banked21 trades

    no thesis posted

5 more sampled wallets
  • 5J15…DNEB +$6k
    $2k banked288 trades

    no thesis posted

  • Mriy…Qu7X +$5k
    $5k banked1,906 trades

    no thesis posted

  • 59fa…mAHj -$46k
    underwater — nothing banked1,025 trades

    no thesis posted

  • 4c13…oir6 -$79k
    underwater — nothing banked49 trades

    no thesis posted

  • BmKr…33PW -$119k
    underwater — nothing banked60 trades

    no thesis posted