DontFomo

September 9, 2026

bot conveyor belt of a day. every runner had 8/8 top wallets tagged automated and near-zero real sellers

The day

launch peak
16:0020:0001:0006:0011:0016:00
$CATE $70m1/8 sampled
$baton $3.2m0/8 sampled
$DeepSeek $2.4m0/8 sampled
$HOOD $2.3m0/8 sampled
$KIMCHI $1.4m0/8 sampled

Off pump.fun

5 off the same launchpad, no shared pairing
1
Slow Grind

$CATE

46d old · peaked 10:00
$35m → $70m
2x
1 of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 1
  1. 10:00topped at $70m (2x off $35m), now back to $61m. only 1 real winner in the set, top PnL wallet was a bot with 6152 trades

Traders 4 real / 8

  • 4ijN…ffKq +$20k
    $4k banked33 trades

    no thesis posted

  • dmuX…hJ6C +$2k
    $2k banked78 trades

    no thesis posted

  • 9PJF…vTo7 -$8k
    underwater — nothing banked17 trades

    no thesis posted

5 more sampled wallets
  • 4gDk…Aeuu -$15k
    underwater — nothing banked39 trades

    no thesis posted

  • DAqC…QTBZ dev bundler +$42k
    $33 banked6,152 trades
  • Dtvm…MVKx bundler +$943
    $943 banked635 trades
  • MRiY…oCsa bundler +$903
    $903 banked888 trades
  • EeKt…RMvW smart_trader bundler -$322
    underwater — nothing banked19 trades
2
Runner Of The Day

$baton

launched 06:35 · peaked 15:00 · ran 8h 25m
hit $3.2m
10.2x
none of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 2
  1. 06:35launched at $317k
  2. 15:00topped at $3.2m (10.2x). $61m volume, 3048 buyers vs 46 sellers — 8/8 top wallets were bots

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • 35Ar…xr1t bundler +$15k
    unrealised — still holding2,956 trades
  • 44tr…Mm6X bundler +$12k
    unrealised — still holding3,170 trades
  • 7qJu…HptF bundler +$9k
    unrealised — still holding3,006 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • 3VGs…sinZ bundler +$8k
    unrealised — still holding3,048 trades
  • HXwz…ZaYY bundler +$732
    unrealised — still holding2,870 trades
  • 35zJ…RwCj bundler -$843
    underwater — nothing banked2,830 trades
  • GboK…iDJE bundler -$4k
    underwater — nothing banked2,910 trades
  • 2sPb…4Bx8 bundler -$4k
    underwater — nothing banked2,894 trades
3
Afternoon Bot Print

$DeepSeek

launched 14:05 · peaked 16:00 · ran 1h 54m
hit $2.4m
4.1x
none of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 2
  1. 14:05launched at $578k
  2. 16:00peaked $2.4m (4.1x). every one of the 8 top wallets a bot, all $0 realised, 2031 buyers vs 46 sellers

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • 73KY…7RYB bundler -$770
    underwater — nothing banked1,157 trades
  • BUh8…PuiR bundler -$943
    underwater — nothing banked1,161 trades
  • Eeyf…9X8H bundler -$1k
    underwater — nothing banked1,159 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • 4MFT…QeKm bundler -$1k
    underwater — nothing banked1,167 trades
  • 6ZaX…avSB bundler -$1k
    underwater — nothing banked1,151 trades
  • 8mp4…bE8h bundler -$1k
    underwater — nothing banked1,155 trades
  • H4bv…JY6Q bundler -$1k
    underwater — nothing banked1,153 trades
  • 61LK…j6Hu bundler -$1k
    underwater — nothing banked1,161 trades
4
Same Playbook

$HOOD

launched 13:45 · peaked 16:00 · ran 2h 14m
hit $2.3m
3.5x
none of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 2
  1. 13:45launched at $668k
  2. 16:00peaked $2.3m (3.5x). $25m volume, 2017 buyers vs 40 sellers, all 8 top wallets bots at $0 realised

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • GPfG…Zs8C bundler -$817
    underwater — nothing banked1,633 trades
  • 5tSL…xdJY bundler -$1k
    underwater — nothing banked1,495 trades
  • 86ZX…SKVP bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked1,491 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • 4R7J…CRWv bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked1,484 trades
  • 65oc…q4fV bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked1,477 trades
  • 8A7T…VKvE bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked1,465 trades
  • 6SZb…UNEK bundler -$4k
    underwater — nothing banked1,542 trades
  • CPYA…G9AC bundler -$4k
    underwater — nothing banked1,468 trades
5
Ran At Dawn

$KIMCHI

launched 02:36 · peaked 03:00 · ran 24m
hit $1.4m
3.1x
none of 8 sampled over $10k
Catalysts 2
  1. 02:36launched at $457k
  2. 03:00topped $1.4m (3.1x) inside 25 min. 3070 buyers vs 65 sellers, 8/8 top wallets bots

Traders 0 real / 8

Every top wallet here is automated infrastructure. No discretionary trader made this list.

  • Aq4s…QqSZ fresh dev chef sniper -$0
    $0 banked2 trades
  • 4xKY…gcEh bundler -$1k
    underwater — nothing banked380 trades
  • BbT7…oGZr bundler -$1k
    underwater — nothing banked382 trades
5 more sampled wallets, all automated
  • 3GSk…dFvM bundler -$1k
    underwater — nothing banked374 trades
  • 2sPb…4Bx8 bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked386 trades
  • BzX3…2qhh bundler -$3k
    $77 banked386 trades
  • H6LU…j3s2 bundler -$3k
    underwater — nothing banked376 trades
  • F1KX…7pkM bundler -$4k
    underwater — nothing banked389 trades